We know. He’s charming. He’s hilarious. He’s seen you at your best and worst. He takes care of you. We know.

Do not fall in love with your bartender.

He doesn’t love you. He probably doesn’t even like you. He serves you drinks and you pay him money. It’s his job to make you come back. He’s going to flirt with you. He’s going to give you discounts. And you’re going to come back.

Do not fall in love with your bartender.

He’s hot. He’s sexy. You get drunk and want him. You’ve probably kissed him. He’s probably given you a ride home. You’ve probably hung out with him outside the bar. This is not friendship, this is not love, this is not a crush. This is him being a decent guy.

Do not fall in love with your bartender.

If he fucks your brains out, that’s awesome. But remember, you are one of many.

Do not fall in love with your bartender. Come on, you can do so much worse.